mellenabrave:

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

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meta-xylene:

brunz:

meta-xylene:

brunz:

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

I’ve got some great news

what

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

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r0asted:

niggazinmoscow:

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

This video is my life

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humoristics:

Oh the irony…

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pettylifepresident:

kutie-bi:

purplelittlemermaid:

ruinedchildhood:

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

😂

She actually took a picture of him and sent it to him lmfaoooo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

Me as a parent

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stagerevolution:

thehuskinbee:

enoughtohold:

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

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dankmemeking:

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

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plasmalogical:

roslips:

tahreza:

rassclaart:

deweypetal:

Peanut butter is gross wtf

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

Originally posted by bricesander

im the guy on the line in the factory who puts 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter

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thoracs:

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

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ehlersdanlos:

shiftythrifting:

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

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